6/10/2023 0 Comments Royal order of the blue flame![]() ![]() We’re wondering if each member had to light a fart during the application process as proof that they are indeed methane producers. There’s also a company called “Fartypants” that makes underwear designed to absorb the smell of farts.And now, for our Favorite Fart Fact (FFF) of all time:Only 1/3 of the population produces methane, so not all farts contain it and because so few people produce it, a group called the Royal Order of the Blue Flame has been established. After a mere 15 seconds of searching, here’s what we found:”Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides.” What!?!?! Basically we should try to keep beans, milk, radishes, sweet potatoes, oats, yeast and Jerusalem artichokes to a minimum.Beer, mmmmmm beer, is largely made up of good ol’ barley and yeast – that seems to have been the culprit here this fine morning.Who doesn’t enjoy a little fart’ducation? Here’s a couple other interesting little gems of information we discovered:People pass gas on average 14 times a day and those who hold in their farts during the day tend to fart at night (sorry darling). The Order of Blue Flame, sometimes referred to as the Order of Blue Fire, was an organization whose members often sought out plaguelands in what were referred. We decided to head over to Googleland to try and find the answer. The Highest Order of the Blue Ray Family emanate from the 13th Circuitry Gate of the Mother of God aspect, which is the first layer projected from the Zero Point Universal God Core. Yes it’s true, we drank one perfectly nice stout last night and this morning the old bowels were kicking into high gear! How in the world did we get such threatening gas from 24 ounces of beer? After wondering why we were so full of gas (yes gas and nothing else, thank you very much). There are Three Primal Order Sound Fields that make up the Ray Aspects of our Universal creation, and the Blue Ray is of the First Order of Emanation. ![]() ![]() Good morning and welcome to Summit Up, the world’s only daily column that’s suffering from beer farts – the curse of the working class. ![]()
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